vvumblr:

sometimes i still laugh when people say ‘do’ twice in a row while theyre talking and thats why i dont have friends

shercocklocked:

IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’

foodtrucker:

foodtrucker:

On a scale of 1 to 10 how big of a harry potter fan are you

Me, I’m about 9 and 3/4

fishingboatproceeds:

baptised-in-vodka:

Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.

Is it any good??

It’s okay.

virginclub:

virginclub:

virginclub:

THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

WAIT THIS WAS MY POST

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned